vintern är här!

hej alla läsare! om ni är som jag och blir på dåligt humör på vintern så har jag  några roliga historier som kanske kan muntra upp er lite iallafall. enjoy!
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Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
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If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
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americans are so dumbassed that when they rebuild the towers, they built it right beside a taliban airport.
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What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear?
Michael Jackson's makeup!
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What does a black person get for Christmas?
Your bike!!
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How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, it's a woman's job.

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